June 2013
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this
and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and
and then when they leave i just
Listen
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
this is actually really beautiful.
Wow I actually like this song now
why don’t all artists record like thus
oH MY GOD THIS SO FUCKING CREEPY →
bit.ly
FUCK with did I even look at this so late in the night
Well that wasn’t a good idea
if u say “peek” right before u sneeze wouldn’t u end up saying pikachu
in my experience it sounds like “Pi-faACHHAHHHHHHHSFGHA”
is that a water pokemon
I tried it and got, “pRRHEH”
Congratulations, you’re now speaking welsh.
im laughing
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed
- Teacher: It's a double standard just for men. Women don't really like watching two men kiss
- Me: -dying of laughter in the back of the room-
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
if i see one more alien dancing im finna kill my self
- Teacher: It's a double standard just for men. Women don't really like watching two men kiss
- Me: -dying of laughter in the back of the room-
this morning i was sitting at the breakfast table having my morning coffee when i noticed something weird about one of the wood mark things
so i looked closer and..
there is a random white girl embedded in the wood
so far Tumblr is obsessed with:
- A genocidal, time-travelling alien
- A sociopathic detective
- An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
- A manipulative cannibal
- Two monster-hunting serial killers
welcome to tumblr
Don’t forget the gay angel
This is so accurate I want to cry
don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.
Great, now we have to sacrifice some one to make it up to Satan.
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
there are two kinds of shippers in this world
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
“one direction will stay more than a week in LA because they need to record songs” they’ll probably leave with more tattoos than they do songs
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
